Hello, So you are considering purchasing my body, mind, soul, and encyclopedic knowledge of Seinfeld. I thank you for your consideration, perhaps one such as yourself should consider ummm I'm sexy as fuck, way sexier than that fat girlfriend of yours. Yeah I know, how'd I know? Everybody knows, we can read it across your face! Well this is going just about as I'd imagined so far. Ok dumby stop playing... 1 I DO NOT JUDGE, (even though it looks the opposite in public) u should know there is NOTHING U CAN SAY I'M GONNA MAKE U FEEL BAD ABOUT. I like honesty. BE HONEST. We all need a place to do that. 2 I'm bad at making decisions so, UR THE BOSS, I FOLLOW UR LEAD ur commands. Tell me I'm doing terrible i love that. 3 Some things can't be bought. Im a BOTTOM, full stop bae. I CUM ONCE a MONTH, its spiritual, dont expect it without$$$

I do some dumbness here with the colors and computers and umm sex things but theres one thing i dont fuck with, AI. Well i mean i fuck with it when it comes to stats and figuring out the best way to get that Japanese money yeah, but not when it comes to making content. NOTHING ON MY PAGE is CREATED BY AI in ANYWAY nor does it have its little end-of-art-as-in-the-actual-end-of-ART-u-stupid-stupid-mother-fuckers nose in anything. Go tell your bitch, she was asking.

Fuck, I don't wear shirts the way you're "supposed" to, yeesh.

[] SLUTTy-> PLAyinG wit myself, gettin FUCKd by the mAChInE (or something/one), extended NUDiTY and/or real fetISHy wEIrd sh!t. [] DUMBy-> The silly ones usually me genuinely being an idiot. [] SKETCHy->No planing, no editing, just me in little dumb narrative things. [] TRIPPy-> *If prone to seizures DO NOT watch anything with this label. [] REASLSy / OTHERSy / WATEVERSy->->-> I dunno figure it out :D __________________________________________________ Members of the cOOl pERVS cLUB can access all of em (primarily the SLUTTys) So JOIN the fCLUB you mother fuckers >:D\-< Sabrina

YOU CHOOSE ->how I address the audience (you) ->my roles, characters, mannerisms, voices... ->outfits, toys, chains, whips, body writing... ->sex positions, anal play, sucking, moaning, grinding... Or just say "call me uncle rick and slap ur ass for 40min, i dont care bout the rest" and i'll work with that. Same rule I have for Privates applies here; Be Honest, I'm not gonna guilt/shame u for ANYTHING you ask for. ->Non Nude/ No Penetration: 1 min=50tkns so 10min=500tkns ->Nude/ Anal Penetration/Deepthroat: 1min=100tkns so 10min=1000tkns I CAN post it public (if i like it and u will remain anonymous) ->Exclusive (Only you get to see): +50tkns per minute Cumming (ejaculating) +2000tkns (I cum less than once a month, its spiritual) No refunds and talk to me before throwing coins at me. This is brand new so I'm figuring it out. This requires some back & forth as unforeseen things will b asked for I can't do for a nuumber of reasons. I do not edit, I only do first takes Im fire

List of ARTISTs - ALBUMs played thus far. Geese - Getting Killed Brave Little Abacus - Masked Dancers: Concern in So Many Things You Forget Where You Are Tyler, The Creator - Igor Aphex Twin - Syro Oneohtrix Point Never - R Plus 7 GG Allin - Carnival of Excess Tyler, The Creator - Don't Tap the Glass The Yellow River Boys - The Yellow River Boys Greatest Hits JPEGMAFIA and Danny Brown - SCARING THE HOES: Director's Cut Animal Collective - Merriweather Post Pavillion *(Special Portobello Episode) Geese - Getting Killed *(yes, repeat. Im Obsessed) Mac Miller - Watching Movies with the Sound Off Boards of Canada - Inferno De@th Grips - Year of the Snitch ME :D - Hip Know Landscabies [(BUT, plz Pronounce it 'lænd-skeɪps', ty)]: a LIVE & nO oMISSIONS Thing Interpol - This Mirror Weighs a Ton Dan Deacon - Spiderman of the Rings Soulwax - Any Minute Now Flatt & Scruggs - Lester Flatt & Earl Scruggs Women - Women John Cico - The Poison Kind

As in like sketch, like a narrative / comedy sketch, u get it? Ya, thats it. My rules are the same with these as with anything else on here but with the addition of last one. ruLe 1 = No PLANNING rUle 2 = No EDITS rulE 3 =NO MATTER WHAT UPLOAD the Bitch Like the Hypn0 Tracks 10 is the numbber to reach. And Completed.

Firstly, yes I'll address the elephant in the room. I have phenomenal eye sight and yes usually when I wear glasses there are no lenses but when there are on occasion lenses I can't see shyt because of how incredible my eyes are. Ok!? I just think they look cool. Now that I got a pointless misleading vaguely funny intro out of the way I can already tell I don't feel like writing a bio right now lmao What can I throw to ya right now to justify waisting ur time. Well it's been one month now on this void of computer whoring and I have supremely and genuinely enjoyed it, most of all the people who I've got to meet here. I mean that. And i mean like a quarter of what I say usually but this you can take to the whore bank because... ugh, just believe I'm fo real for a minute. I really dig those people who have turned me on, the people ive turned on, and especially the people who have just been a pain and me an extra pain for them because those people are what I.... god damnit I ran out of sp